Idiot John Kerry

To John Kerry,

Please go away. You lost the 2004 presidential election because you couldn't make up your mind about important issues (like voting for the $81 billion for the troops before you voted against it). You couldn't even make up your mind about whether or not to attack the slimy Swift Boat group.

Now, two years later, you still can't get things right. On Monday, you state before a group of California college students: "You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."

Then your office says that you had misread your prepared remarks, which allegedly were: "Do you know where you end up if you don't study, if you aren't smart, if you're intellectually lazy? You end up getting us stuck in a war in Iraq. Just ask
President Bush." In addition, you were trying to make a joke.

You misread the remarks? Yikes, it appears you have a *major* problem reading, because the two statements are almost totally different.

In terms of making a joke, Mr. Kerry, you have no sense of humor. Don't try.

Then, instead of apologizing for what most reasonable people (not just "stuffed shirt spokespeople" and "doughy Rush Limbaugh") would see as a slam against our troops, you want to demonstrate that you finally have the cajones that you lacked in the 2004 campaign, and come out swinging against your critics. While I am delighted to see you found your backbone, you need instruction in when to display it.

So, please do us all a favor. Apologize for your remarks, and then take a vacation -- at least until after November 7.